Junie placed her curled fist in Melanie's outstretched hand. "Remember your promise?" Junie whispered. Tendrils of arousal blossomed in the pit of Melanie's belly. Melanie had her price, though: She wanted a weekend alone with Michael, Junie's caged husband. And Junie had her requirement: Melanie must sleep with her black bull to prepare her for the women's XXX weekend in D.C., where they would celebrate the legalization of gay marriage on a pretend honeymoon.

In Book 5 of Junie Makes Michael, disaster strikes: Junie's sexual hijinks land her in trouble with the law—she makes headlines and loses her job. What's a girl to do? Rather than sit on her rear end, Junie decides to sell it, along with the rear end of her live-in girlfriend Melanie. The notoriety of her arrest catapults her into the upper echelons of high-end escorting, where her sexual adventures include a lesbian sex show with Melanie, sex on (not in) a luxury British car, and a three-way in a private jet at forty thousand feet. ~~~~~ Excerpt ~~~~~ At six-foot-three, two hundred and thirty pounds, dressed in an Italian suit and custom loafers, Gordon dominated the living room. Sitting in an easy chair next to Junie, he looked around. "You are one of the glummest assemblages of white mother**kers I've ever had the misfortune to be with," he said. "Thanks for that uplifting greeting," Junie muttered. "You could've just texted your condolences." "Woman, I wouldn't have come...